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Posted by mmkeekah on June 29, 2009
J has way too much time on his hands.
The other day I was at work when he sent me an email with two pictures attached, and of course, I had to share them with you all…
Below is a picture from the box of the lunch J was expecting to it:

But this is what he got once he warmed it up:

I like how he took the time to circle/draw around the chicken and add a cute little title bar for ease of understanding!
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Posted by mmkeekah on June 13, 2009
Actual conversation while listening to the Black Eyed Peas new album:
Him: (gyrating in the hallway naked)
Me: (just out of the shower) We need to get going…
Him (still dancing and not paying attention)
Me: Get in the shower!
Him: I’m dancing here! (breaks into the Robot)
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Posted by mmkeekah on May 21, 2009
This morning we left Kinsale and headed up north towards Dublin. Rather than drive all the way to Dublin, which is almost a five hour drive, we chose a halfway point to stop overnight. The town of Cashel is home to the famous Rock of Cashel and not much else. It wasn’t any bigger than say the town of Avon or Bailey in Colorado. We weren’t expecting much other than a place to spend the night.
We got into town early around noon and walked the town in the first ten minutes. We decided to eat lunch at a place called Feehan’s, which turned out to be a happening bar at lunch time. We both had the Club sandwich, which was a delicious three tiered sandwich with chicken salad, egg salad, bacon – everything bad for you! It, of course, came with chips and a small side of coleslaw (their version of a side salad). I had a Baileys & coffee and Jeff had an Irish coffee and more Guinness.
Then we decided to tour the Rock of Cashel. I wasn’t too enthused because it wasn’t a castle per se, but more of an abandoned, somewhat decrepit fort that the town was revitalizing. So I was thinking there wasn’t going to be much to see. Boy was I wrong. We took a self-guided tour that began with a short movie about the history of the town. And what a history! The fort was home to the Kings of Cashel and families warred over the title of King. Until one family gave the fort to the Church. The fort was then lost during the turbulent times when Ireland fought and lost to England.
The walk around the inside of the fort was amazing. Stepping into each old building and imagining it during its heyday literally amazed me. Walking around the cemetery and reading headstones that dated back to late 1700’s up to last year (apparently people are still buried there but only if their families bought the plots by the 1930’s) was also very cool. And the view from the Rock of Cashel into town presented awesome picture taking opportunities for J. Plus we spotted an old Abbey that we also visited – just the ruins but still amazing. It was called the Hore Abbey, which inspired giggles out of J.
Afterward we spent the evening in town eating dinner and drinking at a different pub with the locals, who were so nice and wonderful. We even got to hear a local sing Johnny Cash for us. J found a redhead to chat with and was quite content for most of the night. We also sat with a bunch of regulars, one of who was the town drunk – and he was quite amusing. There was also a couple of women from California and a group of school lads still wet behind the ears and guzzling beers and shots like there was no tomorrow. Cashel turned out to be more than we expected and a great ending to a wonderful trip.
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Posted by mmkeekah on May 18, 2009
We didn’t have wireless in our last bed and breakfast (Sunday night), but thankfully, we are in Kilkenny, Co Kilkenny, Ireland and our hostess does indeed have wireless!
Yesterday we got into Bushmills mid-afternoon after an interesting drive up to Northern Ireland. J got a navigation system to ease our drive around Ireland. It is programmable and you can choose from a variety of female and male voices with different accents. J choice the American (Jill) so that we wouldn’t get confused… but apparently some of the roads have changed and the navigation system has not been updated. Jill took us off the main road and through some small towns where the road was really a one laner and yet fairly well-traveled in both directions. It led to some harrowing close calls – at least in my eyes.
It did take us to this little town called Moira, where we decided to stop and take some pictures (yes, I will load them shortly) and we grabbed some lunch and a pint. We sat talking with the locals at a pub called Mary’s, where the bartenders wondered why we chose Moira to visit.
Finally we got back on the road and into Bushmills. After a quick nap, we went driving around to explore. We ate dinner at The Royal Court, which overlooked the bay. My dinner wasn’t anything really interesting to write about (steak and stout pie) but J chose the traditional fish and chips – it was delicious! After dinner we went to Giant’s Causeway, which was breathtaking. We walked around the cliffs, taking photos and marveling at the beautiful sight. We passed the Smuggler’s Inn (which was the place we should’ve eaten) and drove into downtown Bushmills to drive by the distillery.
We decided against the tour since we’d done the Jameson tour and were considering the Old Midleton Distillery later this week in Cork (shout out to Middleton, wassup!). We went back to the hotel to sleep – but alas, our internal clocks woke us both up at 230am and we both found it incredible hard to fall back asleep. We woke up to a traditional Irish breakfast (egg, bacon, sausage, toasted soda bread and to-mah-to) with coffee before heading out for the four hour drive to Kilkenny. J is resting now before we head into downtown Kilkenny for some exploring.
I’m a wee tired meself… so I think I might join J on that short nap. Ireland is beautiful but jet lag, my dear friends, is a real bitch.
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Posted by mmkeekah on May 17, 2009
Actual conversation driving from the airport to the hotel our first day in Ireland:
Me: (wincing quietly)
Him: Was I just up on the sidewalk there on the left side?
Me: Yep…
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Posted by mmkeekah on May 16, 2009
Top of the day to you!
We landed safely in Ireland at 8 am GMT (1am Mountain) – I slept about an hour on the flight and I’m guessing J got about 2-3 hours of sleep. I could tell we were exhausted because we sat waiting for our luggage at the wrong carousel for about 40 mintues before it dawned on J that our bags come into a different one! Then we had to wait for the car at the rental place.
That’s right – J decided to drive – for those who aren’t aware not only do Ireland drivers drive on the left side of the road – the steering wheel is on the right. It certainly was an interesting ride from the car rental place to our hotel. Especially for two people who are challenged when discerning their left from their right! (Yes, J actually used his left hand to form an “L” while driving – I saw it!)
We had to get some sleep so we checked in early and crashed for four hours. Then we hit a local pub where we lunched and watched a group of four locals get kicked out for being too rowdy… in Ireland!
Now we are on our tired (exhausted!) way to the Jameson Distillery for a tour, a three course Irish meal, and an Irish shindig! Hopefully we will get some rest before our 4 hour drive to Bushmills, N. Ireland tomorrow.
More later!
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Posted by mmkeekah on May 5, 2009
You guys let us know – J and I disagreed on whether this was a funny conversation or not – tell us what you think in comments – and guess which one of us thought it was funny!
Actual conversation this morning:
Him: (singing) I love you, meekah (another nickname)
Me: (singing also) I love you, too!
Him: (still singing) Even though you find me annoying…
Me: (sighing) I can’t have this conversation with you because if I try to explain you will just end up mad at me.
Him: (no longer singing) You told me to get up and then you pulled me back into bed.
Me: I just wanted to snuggle with you, and you wouldn’t let me just enjoy it!
Him: (exasperated) But we did snuggle before that! It was time to get up.
Me: (annoyed) Now how many times in the five years that we’ve been together have you pulled me back into bed to snuggle a second time?
Him: (very serious) Two!
Me: (lost for words)
Both of us: (laughing very loudly as I smack him on the butt)
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Posted by mmkeekah on April 24, 2009
Coworker #1: It was a real pleasure meeting Mon-Mon last night at dinner.
Coworker #2: Yes, it was. She’s a real sweetheart.
Coworker #1: Yes, she is. So, is she just staying with you for a bit?
Him: (thinking, confused, and wondering where this is going so he opts for): Yup. She’s the girl I’m dating this week.
Coworker #1: Oh. I see.
Coworker #2: (His name)! That is SO not true. There’s a picture of you two on your desk!
Him (laughing): Why you all up in my desk business?
Coworker #1 (confused): So she IS your girlfriend?
Him: Yes. We’ve been together almost five years now.
Coworker #1 (even more confused): But at dinner last night, you said that you had just picked her up at the airport Sunday night.
Him: (pauses, let’s what she said sink in) True. She was just out of town for the weekend and I picked her up at the airport Sunday night.
Both coworkers: (laughing)
Later that evening after he relays the story to me….
Me (smiling): I’m suprised you didn’t tell them I was your roommate.
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Posted by mmkeekah on January 24, 2009
Actual conversation after a dinner at a nice restaurant:
Him: (after listening to a message on his cell) that was the manager from the restaurant.
Her: Really? What did she say?
Him: She apologized again for the inconvenience of having to move us so she could get some more wine bottles.
Me: Well, that was nice but kind of weird for her to call us.
Him: She also said we left too fast as she wanted to give us a gift of stemware to thank us.
Her and Me: Aw! How sweet!
Him: I don’t want stemware. I’d prefer a blowjob from her.
Me: (disgustedly) You always get a blowjob! We never get stemware!
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Posted by mmkeekah on January 14, 2009
Actual conversation as he drove me to the park-n-ride this morning:
Me: (after reading the outside temperature from inside the car) Hey! The refrigerator said the temperature outside was only 30 degrees.
Him: (frustrated) Well the car was inside the garage for the night. It needs time to acclimate.
He hits the outside temperature button in the car again.
Him: What does the temperature gauge read now? (sees that it reads 41 degrees)
Me: I just showed you!
Him: Well I didn’t look! I was busy performing safety checks in order to keep your cute body safe while I’m driving.
Me: You mean like the safety check where you make sure I put on my seat belt?
He glances over at me, taking his eyes off the road, and sees I’m not wearing my seat belt. He sighs angrily.
Me: Like the safety check where you take your eyes off the road while driving?
Him: (shaking his head as he glances back to the road) I can’t wait to tell you “I told you so” when we are involved in an accident and you’re hurt and I’m not.
Me: (wisely maintains a silence… after a slight giggle)
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