Posted by mmkeekah on October 13, 2009
Actual conversation on the phone after a really bad day:
Him: I’m sorry you are having a bad day.
Me: I just keep asking who I pissed off today that I deserve this bad day.
Him: Well, if you look at it objectively, everything that happened today was a direct result of your own actions.
(total quiet)
Me: Yeah, like me picking up this phone and calling you right now?
(laughter on the other end)
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Posted by mmkeekah on September 9, 2009
Today is my lover’s birthday. He dreads this day every year because he thinks he is getting old. I tease him every year by saying, “you are only as old as you act, so my love, you are barely 12 years old…”
It’s funny to think that he worries about getting older because he is so young at life, young at heart, and young in spirit. He always gets carded because of his boyishly handsome good looks. He is the life of the party and people – women especially – flock to him at parties. He has very few worries in his life because he chooses to celebrate the goodness in life, to focus on the fun that life has to offer.
He’s my own Peter Pan… and I love when he turns to me and whispers, “Forget them, Wendy. Forget them all. Come with me where you’ll never, never have to worry about grown up things again. “
All we need is fairy dust…
Happy birthday, my love… and remember, you just think happy thoughts.
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 29, 2009
Actual conversation at 1am on the way home from a bar:
Me: (searching through my purse drunkenly) Where’s the camera?
Him: (soberly driving) I put it in your purse.
Me: (as I dump the entire contents of my purse on the floor) No, you didn’t. I just looked.
Slight pause.
Me: We left it at the bar – great. I will call them.
I pick up my iPhone and punch in Goog-411
Goog411: This call is recorded. Google! Say the business and the city and state.
Me: (slurring and yelling into my iPhone) Frontier Club, Aurora Colorado
Goog411: (a search noise and then) Top Listing, Front Loading, Aurora Colorado. Number one…
Me: (frantic) No! Ah!
I hang up angrily and redial Goog411
Goog411: This call is recorded. Google! Say the business and the city and state.
Me: (trying to go slow and speak clearly while obviously drunk) Au-ro-ra Club, Fron-tier Co-lo-ra-do… ah FUCK.
I hang up angrily again and once again redial Goog411.
Goog411: This call is recorded. Google! Say the business and the city and state.
Me: (slowly and more loudly) Frontier Club, Aurora Colorado.
Goog411: Frontier Club, Aurora Colorado… top listing, number one, Frontier Club on Colfax Avenue…
Me: (into the iPhone) Number one.
I glance at him and notice he is laughing his ass off at me. I’m slightly embarrassed.
Me: (starting to giggle too) What?
Him: That took you 10 minutes!
Me: Stupid Google… (into the phone) Hi. We were just there and I think we left our camera at the bar. No? Okay well let us know if you find it. (to him) It must be in C’s back seat.
I dial our friend, C, who we were visiting with at her neighborhood bar.
Me (to C): Hey, did we leave our camera in your backseat? No? Curses, it isn’t at the bar either.
Him: I may have put it in the back seat.
Me: (looking at him, incredulous) WHAT? (I glance in the back seat, then say into the phone while glaring at him) It’s in the backseat.
Me: (as I hang up) It was in the back seat the whole time!
Him: (laughing) Now you can go to sleep like you always do on the way home…
And here’s what happens with the camera when I finally go to sleep:
What happens on the way home from a bar at 1am
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 14, 2009
Actual conversation chatting on IM:
[09:54:37] you wrote: i’m flirting (with someone ) a little right now
[09:55:33] you wrote: i will now and then send him a (wink) or a flirty face ‘;)’
[10:15:23] he wrote: what’s the diff between a wink and a flirty face?
[10:15:28] he wrote: i’ve never heard of a flirty face
[10:15:29] he wrote: lol
[10:15:33] you wrote: nothing, just mixing it up
[10:15:48] you wrote: you need an imagination
[10:17:50] you wrote: a flirty face is like this ‘;)’
[10:17:54] you wrote: or ‘;-)’
[10:17:59] you wrote: or ;]
[10:18:05] you wrote: the semi colon is winking
[10:18:09] you wrote: that’s flirty
[10:18:15] you wrote: why am i explaining this to you?
[10:20:19] he wrote: well i know what a wink is…which is what you are describing… but you said you were sending him a wink OR a flirty face. so i thought they were different
[10:20:33] you wrote: sigh its exhausting talking to you if i don’t say it precisely as you expect it to be said
[10:21:08] you wrote: and then you ask questions, and if I explain my thought process
[10:21:15] you wrote: then you explain why I confuse you
[10:21:50] he wrote: all i can say to that is :-%
[10:22:01] you wrote: i just wanted to share that I was attempting to flirt
[10:22:06] he wrote: lol
[10:22:53] you wrote: i sent the following to him first just like this: (wink)
[10:23:05] you wrote: and then I sent ‘;)-’
[10:24:21] he wrote: you are
[10:24:25] he wrote: just remember how cute i am
[10:24:31] you wrote: oh you are
[10:24:42] he wrote: i forgive you for thinking i’m difficult
[10:24:44] he wrote: it’s okay
[10:24:46] you wrote: LOL
[10:24:50] you wrote: you are too much
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 13, 2009
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 5, 2009
Actual conversation while baking cinnamon streusel muffins:
Him: Is that streusel stuff supposed to go on top of the muffins?
Me: (busily adding the streusel on top of the muffins while they are baking) Yes.
Him: While they are baking in the oven?
Me: (sighing) No. I forgot to add it to the top before I baked them.
Him: So it was supposed to go on before you put them in the oven?
Me: Yes. And I can’t reach three of the muffins now so they will be streusel-less.
Him: (looking into the oven) Is something burning?
Me: No.
Him: What’s that black burnt spot on the bottom of the oven?
Me: Not sure.
Him: Should you be baking at all?
Me: Probably not.
*Title is in reference to the Baked blog I posted before.
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 3, 2009
Actual conversation:
Cousin: So how do polyamory people commit?
Me: They move in together?
Him: They get married, have kids…
Cousin’s Wife: How is the polyamory stuff going? Are you still poly or are you taking a break?
Him: I’m certainly not looking. I’m content.
Me: Me too. It’s a lot of work.
Cousin’s Wife: Well that’s good. I’m glad you guys are happy.
Cousin: So how many people does it take to make an orgy?
(short pause as we look at each other)
Him: Five.
Me: (laughing) Well, poly really isn’t just about sex.
Cousin’s Wife: Yes, it’s about love.
Cousin: Anytime you get three naked people in a room, it’s an orgy.
(We all laugh)
Me: Actually, I think we had less sex when we were in our two triads…
Him: Yeah the third was always upset about one thing or another…
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Posted by mmkeekah on August 2, 2009
J and I celebrated five years together today. We went to our favorite classy restaurant, Capital Grille, which is just a lovely experience. The atmosphere is soft and romantic, the service is outstanding, and the food… oh gosh, the food is excellent.
We’ve had some amazing times together, J and I. Most recently, we’ve discovered a level of communication that goes beyond anything I’ve ever known. Maybe its all the trials we’ve experienced – both together and individually – or maybe its just a comfort in one another… not sure and don’t care. I’m just enjoying it!
I love this man and I know he loves me! I can’t wait to see what the next five years brings us.
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Posted by mmkeekah on July 31, 2009
Actual conversation:
Him: I can tell you drove my car yesterday.
Me: Oh? How’s that?
Him: You changed the radio settings in my car. I had it set on random repeat all for you.
Me: I did not! I deliberately avoid all the buttons except the move forward and move back a song.
He laughs quietly.
Me: It’s not funny. I know you set it to only play music I don’t like. I was stuck in this crappy gangster genre that was driving me nuts. No matter what direction I went, it was gangster music.
Him: (laughing louder) Well today it was set on non-random, repeat all in this folder, so that explains why you were in the same genre.
Me: I’m telling you I didn’t touch any other button – frankly I’m scared of your radio. I think it dislikes me.
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Posted by mmkeekah on June 29, 2009
J has way too much time on his hands.
The other day I was at work when he sent me an email with two pictures attached, and of course, I had to share them with you all…
Below is a picture from the box of the lunch J was expecting to it:
But this is what he got once he warmed it up:
I like how he took the time to circle/draw around the chicken and add a cute little title bar for ease of understanding!
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