Actual conversation while on a double date with a friend who was keenly into her date for the night:
Me: Sometimes I miss the way we were in that phase.
Him: What way?
Me: We could barely keep our hands off each other.
Him: We were never that way.
Me: (in disbelief) What?
Him: (being ornery): It never happened. You couldn’t name one time we were like that…
Me: (unblinking) I went down on you in a theater.
Him: (laughing) Oh yeah! I lost my belt that night…
