Actual conversation on the phone after a really bad day:
Him: I’m sorry you are having a bad day.
Me: I just keep asking who I pissed off today that I deserve this bad day.
Him: Well, if you look at it objectively, everything that happened today was a direct result of your own actions.
(total quiet)
Me: Yeah, like me picking up this phone and calling you right now?
(laughter on the other end)
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