Actual conversation:
Me: Baby, do you think I’m fun?
Him: Absolutely.
Me: Would I be more fun if I came in different flavors?
Him: (pause) What?
Me: Like Starburst – there are different flavors of Starburst and that’s fun.
Him: I don’t like Starburst.
Me: Okay, well then like potato chips – there are different flavors of potato chips… you like potato chips!
Him: You are more fun than Starburst or potato chips… funner, even..
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