Actual conversation:
Me: Would you say I was controlling, blaming, self-absorbed, or intolerant of others’ views?
Him: Maybe a little self-absorbed…
Me: (gasp) You’re a little self-absorbed!
Him: Your always telling everyone how pretty you are…
Me: That is NOT self-absorption…
Him: No?
Me: No. It’s sexy confidence in my absolute cuteness…
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