Telling It Like It Is

September 13, 2009

Actual conversation:

Me: Would you say I was controlling, blaming, self-absorbed, or intolerant of others’ views?

Him: Maybe a little self-absorbed…

Me: (gasp) You’re a little self-absorbed!

Him: Your always telling everyone how pretty you are…

Me: That is NOT self-absorption…

Him: No?

Me: No. It’s sexy confidence in my absolute cuteness…


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