Actual conversation:
Cousin: So how do polyamory people commit?
Me: They move in together?
Him: They get married, have kids…
Cousin’s Wife: How is the polyamory stuff going? Are you still poly or are you taking a break?
Him: I’m certainly not looking. I’m content.
Me: Me too. It’s a lot of work.
Cousin’s Wife: Well that’s good. I’m glad you guys are happy.
Cousin: So how many people does it take to make an orgy?
(short pause as we look at each other)
Him: Five.
Me: (laughing) Well, poly really isn’t just about sex.
Cousin’s Wife: Yes, it’s about love.
Cousin: Anytime you get three naked people in a room, it’s an orgy.
(We all laugh)
Me: Actually, I think we had less sex when we were in our two triads…
Him: Yeah the third was always upset about one thing or another…
I always thought you interpreted what you remembered of a conversation but I’m sure this is verbatim. That is a talent!
I gots mad skilz… lol. I can remember conversations pretty well… especially if they make me laugh or they piss me off. LOL Although J helps me fill in the blanks sometimes…
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