Actual conversation:
Him: I can tell you drove my car yesterday.
Me: Oh? How’s that?
Him: You changed the radio settings in my car. I had it set on random repeat all for you.
Me: I did not! I deliberately avoid all the buttons except the move forward and move back a song.
He laughs quietly.
Me: It’s not funny. I know you set it to only play music I don’t like. I was stuck in this crappy gangster genre that was driving me nuts. No matter what direction I went, it was gangster music.
Him: (laughing louder) Well today it was set on non-random, repeat all in this folder, so that explains why you were in the same genre.
Me: I’m telling you I didn’t touch any other button – frankly I’m scared of your radio. I think it dislikes me.
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