We Can Rebuild Her

July 7, 2009

Last October, I bit down on a soft chocolate candy and almost swallowed one of my crowns.  It apparently came loose while I was enjoying my rich chocolatey goodness.  Or maybe I lost it because I’m just so darn sweet!  At any rate, I went to the dentist to have it placed back on the tooth it previously had protected… but it was not meant to be.

See I’d had a root canal done on this tooth when I was 19, which was almost 20 years ago!  So apparently the tooth continued to deteriorate and it was to the point where a simple crowning would not work.  I had to have the tooth pulled.  This was quite distressing to me – if you know me at all you understand why. I’m seriously anal about my teeth.  Floss every night, brush a minimum twice a day, use every contraption my dentist tells me will work for cleaning my teeth – I mean everything.  And yet my teeth give me such problems!

First I had that root canal when I was 19.  Then they pulled all four of my wisdom teeth and four additional teeth when I got my braces.  I wore those damn braces for over 2 1/2 years… meanwhile I had cavities galore!  A few years ago I cracked one of my teeth and had to get a dental bridge to replace it – and those things are not fun to keep clean.  And then I lost this cap and eventually the tooth it protected.

Since it was a tooth that was serving as a back tooth, I can’t get another bridge (thank goodness).  So my choices were a flipper tooth, which it has to be taken out every time it needs cleaning – again not appealing – or an implant.  The implant has its own problems (uh they drill into your jaw and screw the implant in, your body could reject it, uh did I mention the cost?) but in the end I decided it was better to have the surgery for the implant than to have to deal with a yucky removable tooth.  I mean I can barely handle flossing my bridge without heaving for goodness sake!

So I did the implant and of course our insurance decided that they wouldn’t be covering the implant because I could’ve gone with the lower cost of the flipper tooth.  Ain’t that a bitch?  I wonder if any of those jerks have to deal with a flipper tooth. Blah.

So now I have 160 days to contest by writing a letter (strongly worded, I might add) asking them to reconsider.  I don’t even know what to say… “Quit being cheap bastards… please… and thank you.”


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