Tartily Ever After

Actual conversation at my uncle’s birthday party:

Me: My ex-girlfriend was there with us that night…

Cousin’s Wife (in her Scottish brogue): Are you two talking to K again?

Me: No, not that ex-girlfriend… I meant N…

Her: How many ex-girlfriend’s do you have, you tart?

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