an existential keekah

Actual conversation after a dinner at a nice restaurant:

Him:  (after listening to a message on his cell) that was the manager from the restaurant.

Her:  Really? What did she say?

Him:  She apologized again for the inconvenience of having to move us so she could get some more wine bottles.

Me:  Well, that was nice but kind of weird for her to call us.

Him:  She also said we left too fast as she wanted to give us a gift of stemware to thank us.

Her and Me:  Aw!  How sweet!

Him:  I don’t want stemware.  I’d prefer a blowjob from her.

Me: (disgustedly) You always get a blowjob!  We never get stemware!

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