A Well-Deserved Gift
Posted by mmkeekah on January 24, 2009
Actual conversation after a dinner at a nice restaurant:
Him: (after listening to a message on his cell) that was the manager from the restaurant.
Her: Really? What did she say?
Him: She apologized again for the inconvenience of having to move us so she could get some more wine bottles.
Me: Well, that was nice but kind of weird for her to call us.
Him: She also said we left too fast as she wanted to give us a gift of stemware to thank us.
Her and Me: Aw! How sweet!
Him: I don’t want stemware. I’d prefer a blowjob from her.
Me: (disgustedly) You always get a blowjob! We never get stemware!
Heidi said
I want stemware!
Cornelius said
Well, I see your point… but I think J is making more sense on this one…
Jeff-Jeff said
Thank you, Cornelius! I’m more of a services/barter kind of guy anyway.
mmkeekah said
That’s what I said, Heidi!
Figures men would stick together on this one, Cornelius.
TBK – now THAT is funny!
Christina said
Miss your updates!!!! How are ya!!??