Actual conversation after a dinner at a nice restaurant:
Him: (after listening to a message on his cell) that was the manager from the restaurant.
Her: Really? What did she say?
Him: She apologized again for the inconvenience of having to move us so she could get some more wine bottles.
Me: Well, that was nice but kind of weird for her to call us.
Him: She also said we left too fast as she wanted to give us a gift of stemware to thank us.
Her and Me: Aw! How sweet!
Him: I don’t want stemware. I’d prefer a blowjob from her.
Me: (disgustedly) You always get a blowjob! We never get stemware!
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