Actual conversations from NYE night:
Him: I have my phone.
Me: Okay.
Him: Call me if I get lost.
Him: Look. (pointing at jogger’s on the TV) Its New Year’s Day in Florida.
Me: Are they running to celebrate New Year’s Day?
Him: Yeah. Why?
Me: That’s the last thing I’d want to do drunk.
Dr. Gonzo: You took too much, man. You took too much, too much.
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