Let’s celebrate the third annual Global Orgasm Day!
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction and places where violence is used in place of mediation.
WHEN? December 21st,
at 12:04 Universal Time (GMT)
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy.
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Dammit I missed the memo on this one. Luckily EVERY day is Orgasm Day for me, so I got it covered. Feel free to bask in all my radiating energy.