All Growed Up

When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a singer so badly.  I used to practice my singing anywhere, with anything.  A hairbrush, a mop handle… even one of those hanging disco ball type lights!

Nowadays, I still sing every chance I get – in the shower, in the car, when I wake up – even in the office.  I always have some song on my lips – even if I can’t get the words quite right.

When I was a little girl, my daddy used to watch daytime soap operas and sometimes I would watch with him.  One of the girls on the show was a wannabe singer… and a part-time hooker.  So when people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said I wanted to be a hooker.

Nowadays, I don’t get paid for having sex, but I have a lot of it.  So I am a slut… which is kind of close!  And I still sing!

I’m all growed up!

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