Maybe One Good Reason For Marriage
Posted by mmkeekah on July 5, 2008
Actual conversation:
Him: Well, if I die tomorrow, you get $xxx.xx/month in social security benefits.
Me: Don’t we have to be married for me to get those benefits?
Him: (slight pause) Then (his ex-wife) will get the money.
(not even a slight pause at all)
Me: We have to get married.
Him: (laughing) We can just fill out some paperwork to fix this…
Me: I get your money, fucker!
(both of us laughing)
Heidi said
ain’t that the truth.
that’s one reason why I’m married. that and the guarantee of hospital visitation.
mmkeekah said
I know right! I want my equal rights without the benefit of marriage! LOL
I know my cousin, Kiko, will have a response to this….
Kiko said
Then what would be your reason to keep Jeff alive?!
mmkeekah said
LOL – oh I can think of a few…
Kiko said
Someone has to cut the grass.