Maybe One Good Reason For Marriage

July 5, 2008

Actual conversation:

Him: Well, if I die tomorrow, you get $xxx.xx/month in social security benefits.

Me: Don’t we have to be married for me to get those benefits?

Him: (slight pause) Then (his ex-wife) will get the money.

(not even a slight pause at all)

Me: We have to get married.

Him: (laughing) We can just fill out some paperwork to fix this…

Me: I get your money, fucker!

(both of us laughing)

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