Borrowed from His Little Slut, a list of naughty things to do before you hit the big 3-0.
I crossed off the ones I’ve accomplished – but notice how many I didn’t cross off – and I’m hitting the big 3-6 this year! Are you surprised – or not?
(On a side note, I think 36 is so sexy! I’ve looked forward to 36 for awhile now…)
1. If you’re straight, kiss someone of the same gender. If you’re gay, kiss someone of the opposite sex. Hey, you never know until you try.
2. Do it in a bathroom stall at a bar.
3. Amass a collection of sex toys to pleasure yourself – and your partners – with.
4. Learn how to bring yourself to orgasm in less than three minutes.
5. Have at least one steamy vacation fling with someone who doesn’t speak your language.
6. Pee on someone, or get peed on.
7. Have all your favorite smut sites bookmarked and ready at the touch of a button.
8. Give or get anal sex the right way (i.e. without being wasted, with lots of lube!)
9. Master the art of mind-blowing head.
10. Have sex on ecstasy.
11. Have a fuck buddy on retainer.
12. Have steamy sex with an ex.
13. For the ladies: Buy sexy lingerie just for yourself, and wear it alone when you’re feeling frisky.
14. Stop comparing your sex life with your friends’. I’ve actually never done this…
15. Ask for the brand of condoms you want in a loud voice at the drugstore with no shame.
16. Let someone tie you up.
17. Turn down sex with someone you dig – just to make ’em wait.
18. Sleep with a much younger person (nobody underage, perv).
19. Sleep with someone much older.
20. Get tested for STDs – and do it on a regular basis.
21. Visit a strip club or peep show with your partner.
22. Masturbate in your office bathroom.
23. Have sex with someone you hate but think is hot.
24. Make another person’s fantasy come true.
25. Try at least one Internet date.
26. Use a webcam to get down and dirty with a faraway friend.
27. Have sex in the ocean.
28. Give a sexual favor to get backstage.
29. Swallow (sans gagging or protesting).
30. Be the one to not call the next day – or ever.
Which ones have you done so far?
Interestingly, some of these things seem so tame (masturbate in office bathroom) and some some pretty dark (hate fuck someone, fuck on ecstasy) I SOOO should not try X, I would hate fuck a whole football team but TELL them I love them, not a good scene.
I get peed on allll the time, I live with pets and have a daughter, ha! And where’s the Mile High Club? And roleplaying? And doing a threesome? And I saw #13 is “for the ladies” – is #29 meant for both genders? I hope so!!
And yes dear, 36 IS SEXY. I’m there next!!!
Not done list: same as yours, except masturbate in the office bathroom (coincidentally, I just did that a half hour ago). Never had the opportunity or right situation to offer sexual favors to get back stage, either.
Done list: well, 29 is a no for either gender – though I’m not sure which I’d be least inclined to try! Never been tied up. Never swapped spit with a member of the same sex, either…
[...] Posted by mmkeekah on July 28, 2008 I just crossed another one of these sexual things of this list here. [...]
makes me want to write my own list.
thirty sexual things i DID before thirty!
in a house of god would be number one.