Actual conversation over drinks with coworkers/friends about reality shows:
Him: She loves that show about rodents…
Me: They are not rodents, they are meerkats!
Wife of coworker: Ah Meerkat Manor.
Him: Anyway the writers make up these elaborate, drama-filled back stories for these ferrets…
Me: They are not ferrets!!
Him: And Sean Astin is the narrator…
Me: He doesn’t know what he’s talking about…
Him: I’m certainly not going to believe a hobbit!
Me: I am not a hobbit!
Him: (laughing) Not you – Sean Astin!
Wife of coworker: Ohmigawd, that’s funny! You’re a hobbit!
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