Actual conversation:
Him: “When Moxi had gotten out of the washing machine last night, Digi’s tail was all big.”
Me: “Do you know what is wrong with that sentence?”
Long pause.
Him: (sighing and attempting to fix his grammar) “When Moxi got out of the washing machine…”
Me: “No, that’s not what was wrong with that sentence.”
Him: “Climbed out of the washing machine?”
Me: (exasperatedly)”No. It was the part where Moxi was in the washer. Cats do not belong in the washing machine.”
Him: “Oh. Well she didn’t complain.”
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