Actual conversation upon arriving home and find a package from Amazon.com:
Him: Did you order something online?
Me: I must have, but I don’t remember.
Him: You don’t remember? (chuckling) What is it?
Me: It’s an Amy Winehouse CD. Yay me!
Him: (shakes head) You don’t remember.
Several days later…
Cousin’s Wife: Did you get something from Amazon.com?
Me: I sure did! Did you send that to me?
CW: I did. I wondered why you hadn’t called.
Me: Oh thank you! What a wonderful suprise! I thought I bought it and forgot!
Silence. Slight pause.
Me: He is going to give me such grief!
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