Actual conversation in the car this morning:
Me: What time did you come to bed last night?
Him: 11:30pm. Do you remember talking to me?
Me: Vaguely. What did I say?
Him: You asked me, “Did you get remarried?”
Me: I asked that?
Him: Yes. I responded, “In the 45 minutes I’ve been gone?”
Me: (laughing) What did I say back?
Him: You said, “Maybe you met your dream girl.”
Me: I so do not remember that conversation.
Him: I figured as much since it was absurd.
Me: (giggling) Indeed.
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