Actual conversation:
Her: I want to go to Village Inn for breakfast.
Me: [He] doesn’t want to leave the house. You ask him… and use your little girl ways.
Her: {giggles}
Me: (to her as she walks away) Don’t forget to use your little girl eyes on him.
Five Minutes Later
Me: (as I hear her walking towards me) Does he want to go?
Her: No.
Me: Did you use your little girl ways?
Him: (from behind her) Little girl ways?
BUSTED!
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