Mardi Gras Is In The Air

Actual conversation with my gay, faux boyfriend over the phone:

Poodle: This next weekend is Mardi Gras in Saint Louis.

Me: Oh that’s right! Are you actually going out?

Poodle: Yes.

Me: Oh that’s right! The city closes down at 8pm so you can go to bed at your regular weekend time, huh? It doesn’t really disrupt your old man ways…

Poodle: I’m going to cut you the next time I see you.

Me: (giggling) Nice.

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One Response to Mardi Gras Is In The Air

  1. sekret says:

    I like your “actual conversations” bestest.

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