Actual conversation after watching a commercial with a multi-tasking female octopus cleaning house:
Him: Oooh!
Me: Wha?
Him: We should get an octopus!
Me: (giggling) what? what would we do with an octopus?
Him: Look! She has eight arms! She can clean the dishes and vacuum the house! At the same time! Look!
Me: (giggling madly) You are silly.
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